Everything I Need to Know...
- When the chips are down remember - - - you’re not dead yet.
- Those that seem sweet and innocent on the outside may actually be the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered killer rabbits on the inside.
- In the face of danger, fart in the advisory’s general direction.
- We all need spankings every once in a while.
- When caught in a lie, prevaricate. “She turned me into a newt… well… I got better.”
- When crossing the Bridge of Death, it is best to know your favorite color.
- Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
- If your castle sinks into the swamp too many times, it may be smart to build elsewhere.
- When all seems hopeless remember - - - it’s merely a flesh wound.
- When you ain’t got a horse, make do with coconuts.
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